OMG you guys–I’ve never had straight friends before!
My bad, I’ve ignored my blog long enough. It’s so much more fun than slaving away at an office for no money or selling hair products to rude gay japanese men. UGH.
Anyway as a return present I’ve found Karl Lagermouse.
Also in fashion news–the cutest headgear EVER!
(via Refinery 29)
Criterion Works It
As my friend says, if you don’t like a Criterion Movie you know YOU’RE the one who is wrong. Also they have the most beautiful cover art.



Well they’re not perfect, for some reason this is included.
Uh-Oh
I have a sneaking suspicion I will become obsessed with these boots as soon as the weather turns colder.
Forza Italia!
While Anna Wintour makes dumb statements about people in Minnesota and wrings her hands while losing ad money even though every single issue of her magazine features the EXACT SAME SHIT. Italian Vouge decided to be awesome. Again.
Italian Vogue revisited their famous “Black Issue” with an issue populated solely with Black Barbies. This could have turned out badly, but considering how amazing the pictures are, you’ll just covet the clothes instead. And Anna please I beg you on behalf of ankles everywhere. STOP THE JUMPING IN HEELS. Just say No. Someone’s going to fall–they’re going to fall at VOGUE and sue.
World Premiere of Chase Scene
You’re Standing on My Neck
La la la.
I really love Daria, I even had a T-shirt that said Don’t Tread on Me…Or Near Me! So that was a good time in the eight grade. Anyway to celebrate here’s a clip.



















